Mr Ernest Vong

Mr Vong is Spike Bannon's ridiculously perpetual rival and the main antagonist of several episodes. He is a Geography teacher at Batley Comprehensive School and is considered the most dull person alive by several of his own pupils.

Personality
Vong thinks himself to be an inspirational, caring and generous man who is idolised by all, when he is in fact a vain, arrogant and sarcastic man. He is the target of several pranks by Spike Bannon and is often mocked by his other students. He often tries to host events that would make him look important or clever, and carries out self-important acts with a pompous and narcissistic manner.

Goal
Mr Vong's goal is to win a National Institute For the Teaching of Youth award, and is obsessed with achieving this goal. He goes to unthinkable ends to do this and cares very little for the wellfare of others.

Later in the series, Vong's goal is to become headteacher and has a somewhat pompous attitude towards this achievement.